Shits and giggles... |
Hola! I'm Kash, 21, student, and fake scouser for the next year. This tumblr will pretty much be full of stuff that makes me laugh, think, or is just 'quite interesting'... maybe along with my own special breed of musings if I ever get round to writing them down. Current job ambition...QI elf!! Make Love not War! |
Charlie Brooker
just reblogging myself because I forgot about this and I don’t think that should happen to anyone else ever.
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(Source: mumsnet.com, via quietgeek)
| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. |
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Fun fact: this was an improv in the sound studio and they liked it so much they added animation for it.
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Oh David, just look at your precious fingers…
ahahaha
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Infographic: Celebrating Towel Day - May 25, 2012
Lemon.ly has a hoopy little infographic about Towel Day which falls on this Friday, May 25th.
If you don’t know much about Douglas Adams, the most important
thing to know is that he wrote humorous and fun science fiction books. This May marks the 11-year anniversary of Adams’ death. Two weeks after his death, his fans decided to commemorate him by making May 25th, Towel Day, and it turns out Lemon.ly’s designer, Ana, is one of those fans.Great work, Ana, and one should always know where their towel is.
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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix
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Rory Slippery neck appreciation. Here you go.
CAN I JUST PINCH HIS CHEEKS?
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
soooo ggoood!
Anyone else think someone who has been punched in the face and is currently being threatened with a gun should not look...
↳ Friends cast ll Yearbook pictures
7/50 ❖ 50 pictures of Hugh Laurie
Submitted by raissalovesham
Alan Rickman holding a Koala.
Every argument is invalid.
my dash is being amazing right now